Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
