I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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