how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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