Do vagina's smell?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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