"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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