I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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