I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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