I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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