ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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