Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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