i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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