I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
