If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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