dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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