This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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