Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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