Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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