omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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