what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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