If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Pants are for mortals
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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