Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
