Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
