Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I understand Curling. That high.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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