i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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