Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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