nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's shark week go big or go home
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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