shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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