Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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