Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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