dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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