try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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