school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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