she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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