i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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