just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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