Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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