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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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