I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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