..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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