is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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