Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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