fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
