that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's like God shit irony all over that family
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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