In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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