speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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