Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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