try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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