It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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