i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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