i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
