Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I met the friendliest cop last night
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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