Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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