I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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