I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you win again, gameday.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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