Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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